Random Musings and Miscellaneous Thoughts

Last night I curled up next to Brien and remember, again, that there were all these disconnected thoughts that haven't made their way to our blog yet. Some of them seemed more amusing as I was about to fall asleep, but I'm including as many as I can remember.

• After flossing with mint flavored floss, don't touch your eyeballs. If you do touch your eyes, don't use your hands to rinse with water until you have cleaned your hands.

• Have you ever felt mint flavored eyeballs? It hurts to have them open and hurts to close them. You can feel the mint flavoring radiating off the surface.

• After 2 nights on a queen sized air mattress with my spouse and a squirming 19 month old, it's nice to sleep on a real bed. My back was killing me more than usual.

• Peanut butter that has gone bad is terrible to accidentally eat; it sticks in your mouth and is hard to get out.

• We have some of the Shrek McDonald glasses at our house, including Princess Fiona, Shrek and Donkey. You can sometimes tell what we think of you by which glass we give you to drink out of.

• We now have 3 of the Burger King Star Trek glasses (we have to look for the Kirk glass tomorrow), unfortunately none of these glasses has a donkey on them.