"You can't run away from your own butt"

There's a little dog that I live with, who will remain nameless, and on occasion he passes gas. He will stand up look back towards his hind-end and walk away from the area. Sometimes I use the line, "You can't run away from your own butt," on him. Other times I use this line while speaking to this guy, who will remain nameless, that I live with. He tends to be a teeny-weeny bit overdramatic when reacting to certain smells, but this is because he has such a sensitive nose. I am not sharing any of this to embarrass the dog or my nameless man, but because my feet stink! I was on my feet most of today, more than usual, and I took the dog for a walk, and I finally took my shoes off about 20 minutes ago. I washed my feet off, but they still seem stinky. I had to get this tidbit out before I attempt to mindless write anything else.