Scene: 9:30 PM; Brien and Andrea are in the living room. Andrea is lounging on the sofa and Brien is sitting in the recliner.
Brien is flossing his teeth, he gets a funny look on his face.
A: Is something wrong?
B: Something tastes funny? (Look of surprised realization.) Oh gross!
A: What is it?
B: I didn't wash my hands after I put cream on the baby's butt. I put my fingers in my mouth to floss and they last touched her sphincter. (Starts to gag, but doesn't throw up.)
4 comments:
That's funny, can't say I've ever made that mistake :)
I always wash my hands before I brush or floss.
That is so gross, and I can't believe Brien let you post it, though it is so funny to me.
I HATE diaper rash cream, due to it not washing off well. There was a time when I had washed then flossed and tasted the cream. Now I wash, scrub, wash, scrub and make sure it's off. But that is still pretty gross!!
Yes, he'd do well to remember to wash his hands or use sanitizer after every diaper change. YUCK! Ha Ha Ha though!!!
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