I though I would share an embarrassing moment about myself. I don't want you to think that I pick on Brien. WARNING: This is gross. It's not something I'd share at the dinner table. So you may want to skip it.
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Yesterday. In the car, 30 minutes away from Pioche, NV, 1 hour to Major's Junction.
Andrea's stomach made a funny sound.
A: I'm not feeling so good. Maybe we should have stopped in Panaca or Pioche.
B: Well, we're only 1 and 1/2 hours from home. I'll let you use the bathroom first when we get there.
A few minutes later Andrea notices that they pass a BLM office.
A: Maybe I should have made you stop there.
B: That wasn't a regular office. It was a residential BLM site. People live there.
A: But I don't feel so good.
Five minutes later.
A: I think I need you to pull over.
B: Okay. Help me watch for the next dirt road.
A: I'm going to poop my pants.
B:(looking at Andrea's face) Oh my gosh! You really do need to stop! Okay, here's a spot. (pulls into a large dirt clearing)
A: Could you back off the road a little more?
There were no trees to hide behind. It was a sagebrush area with no large plants anywhere. I had the privilege of squatting behind the car! The best part was that a pickup drove by. We were partially hidden from the road, but I'm pretty sure someone could have seen me.
I felt fine for the rest of the trip home. Brien thought it was funny. I think it must have been something I ate on our way out of Cedar City.
4 comments:
Even better story than the last.
glad you all are getting some laughs! me too... :)
No shame there, as the only girl with 4 brothers, my Dad taught me young how to properly squat behind a car! My girls would be mortified to do it, but it was a part of life from when I was little! Fortunately not to many times! LOL!
Next time he'll listen when you say pull over! LOL!
My husband accidentally peed in front of my vice prinicpal. Long story. At least your audience was a stranger.
Deniece
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